This Wasn’t In The Script

Maybe it’s just me but I’m increasingly feeling that both pundits and commentators are getting worse. Watching the game on Tuesday, it was clear that Ian Crocker was trying to find any negative he could with regard to Celtic. The away record in the Champions League was dragged up as if each and every player in the squad was responsible for it and there were constant reminders of what the worst case scenario of Tuesday was. For good measure, Davie Provan excelled in his Sybill Fawlty “Stating the bleeding the obvious” impersonation as he astounded us with insight like “You don’t want to concede just before half time” (am I the only one who never wants to concede?), “Samaras doesn’t want to lose the ball there” (raise your hand if you never want to lose the ball?) and “Wilson wanted to clear that there” (ach, you get the picture)

To be fair, for once, I doubt Ian and Davie were expecting to commentate on a brilliant Celtic win and performance. Scottish football was supposed to have collapsed by now not have a team competing well in the Champions League. I don’t want some EPL type cheerleading from our pundits but nowhere in Scotland do we have a Gary Neville level (Neville level? That’s a Bowie song isn’t it?) of insight into our games. In fact Celtic have a real chance to do that now, with Gregor Kyle moving to the Daily Record, a vacancy has arisen and it would be fantastic if they went for someone different to what they have just now. The match analysis and general output you get from Celtic TV is a tired format but they can’t seem to get beyond interviewing each other or swapping roles in the commentary box. Nor can they ever commentate on a game where they imitate someone describing The Grand National.

Celtic now are pushing the envelope for the media in general. By now, most of them were supposed to be talking about falling attendances and stale football, not wins in the Champions League, great additions to the league and young talent bursting through. Put bluntly, most of them haven’t a clue how Celtic have managed to get a lot stronger despite the death of Rangers. Why? Because it never at any stage was an option in their minds. Closed as they are.

Celtic are on the verge of a bright new era, it’ s been coming, anyone who knows football can see that. Yet we are still treated to anything from bewliderment to total apathy from a media so self-serving that they will, eventually, claim it was all down to them. Similarly when we turn on ESPN, we will have Derek Rae and Steven Craigan sitting there like professional fans of our opposition and willing anything to go in our net so that they can talk up the pluckiness of a Ross County or Inverness.

It was only a month ago that Jim Traynor lambasted Celtic for playing Inter Milan, Ajax and Real Madrid as he could not see the point of us playing these games against opposition. I bet he still can’t see it.

We did have against Helsingborgs, after a tremendously professional Celtic performance at Celtic Park, a half hour post match Radio Scotland debate where people like Murdo MacLeod tried to find any negative they could about Celtic qualifying for the Champions League.

It was so bad that they actually made Kenny Shiels sound positive that night.

Part of this is the old “ABC” (Anyone But Celtic) attitude but a lot of it comes down to poor knowledge, lack of any basic research and the inability to provide any new insight.

We seemed to have rid ourselves of the dinosaur managers in the SPL, now it’s time to do the same with the pundits from the media.

Even that circumstance would proabably have Craig Paterson telling us that Ally McCoist was able to do it despite the severe pressure he’s been under…

Paul  (twitter @paullarkin74)

  • WeeLubo

    The constant fawning over mcoist in the media is doing my head in, constantly saying things like ‘remember this is his first managerial job’ yes it is but he was assistant to the cardigan for years at both Scotland and rfc*, or ‘he’s doing a great job, no manager has had to his job under harder circumstances’ conveniently forgetting his abysmal season last year and the fact Lenny had to win the league whilst receiving explosive devices!! Totally agree about Celtic tv also it’s like it’s amateur hour although to be honest most club tv channels are mince I have Liverpool, Chelsea and man utd on my box and they are rotten.

    • yourikis

      Chelsea Tv is ok

  • Brendan

    Great article Paul, well thought out and measured considering if yer anything like me its hard not to get angry reding and listening to some of these chumps. There’s a quiet belief and dignity about this team, there isn’t the panicky feeling I’ve had in the past when playing away from home, I trust Lennon he seems to actually learn from mistakes and adapts to the situation at hand.

    First time I’ve been here I’ll be back if the writing maintains this high standard.

  • Desso

    You are reading my mind Paul,and putting it into words,Here in Spain we can turn off the commentary and just hear the crowd ,instead of the inane chatter,from the pundits…

  • stevie bhoy

    Spot on mate, negativity breeds mediocracy, if celtic had listened to these so called experts our season was over before a ball was kicked as scottish football was on a rapid decline with the demise of rangers. The Champions League has been a godsend and Neil Lennon appears to be flourishing without the noose of the other half of glasgow around his neck, I realise for now we are only taking baby steps but celtics away performances in europe this season have been both a surprise and a joy to watch.

  • http://twitter.com/krys1888 KK

    Gotta be honest, I quite like Derek Rae and think he tends to be positive about Scottish Football. But he’s sadly in the minority, and at ESPN is surrounded by tadgers like Craigan and Burley. I found myself muttering at Provan all through the match not just for his stating of the obvious, but also for just talking absolute mince! At least Crocker cheered when Samaras scored!

  • http://twitter.com/brighton_jock Frances Traynor

    the general ignorance of football pundits and the paucity of their knowledge of ANYTHING outside of Scotland and the few Scots playing in England is embarrassing beyond belief. Listen to the Guardian football podcast (or the Times’ one for that matter) and you have a dozen contributors who can talk in depth and with eloquence about every league in Europe. It’s refreshing and interesting and makes you want to know more. Compare and contrast with the dunderheids still dominating the airwaves, in spite of the huge leaps forward in social media, blogs and podcasts etc

  • KhelSkie

    Excellent point. The one pub I hang at has a large group of fellow footie fans. When it was announced the huns went the way of the Doto. Everyone else was saying the SPL was dead like the huns. I told them Celtic is going to be the standard bearer with Motherwell and Hearts having their chance to grow and shine. It may take a few years,thou

  • BarryBhoy

    I agree with KK, good article but I like Derek Rae. Great commentator, doesn’t waste time dragging up old negative stats and focuses on the game he is calling. If Celtic are playing garbage he will say so. If Celtic score a lovely goal he will praise it. Its the ones with too much knowledge on Celtic (collins, burley, provan, walker) who rake up old graves and take focus from the performance in front of you be that good or bad.

  • Colin S

    I actually thought Provan and Crocker where ok and i feel that Crocker has always sounded like a fan sometimes when cheering for us when we score,unlike others and as for Craigan,i think the boy always talks Celtic up whenever i listen to him on Sportsound,i hate mostly the rest of the MSM and ppl like Daryl King and Gordon Daziell and the rest of the clowns who have used the tag ‘Journo’ when describing themselves which i think is embarassing after the stuff they’ve subjected us to for years,especially the succulent lamb mob.

  • http://twitter.com/swordofreason paul moody

    Funny, I always read MSM as ‘Murray Sponsored Media’. Good article although I think Crocker is innocent here, listen to him when Samaras scores, a resounding YES is heard. Provan is strangely silent…strange that so many of our ex players are waiting to bury us just to justify their paycheck to their bosses. It’s all rotten and that’s why we should forget them and concentrate on our own internet bampottery.

  • 1st Generation

    Amazing that you can mention Celtic TV AND the terrible Scottish media in the same article. Celtic TV is the absolute worst and most biased thing I’ve ever heard. I will pour over all the choices on First row sports and listen to it in Spanish before I’ll listen to those two morons. My old boy goes down to the local Celtic club and he says even the old guys down there are having a hard time with them.